Nothing Ever Happens In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here." Details Casts Posters Title Nothing Ever Happens Release Date 1933-03-25 Runtime 00 Hours 19 Minutes Genres Music Comedy Production Companies The Vitaphone Corporation, Warner Bros. Pictures Production Countries United States of America Jack Lionel Bohn... The Baron... Charles Judels... Waistline... Jane Gale... Scramchen... Geraldine Dvorak... Madam... Curtis Karpe... Prizering... Clarence Rock... The Room Clerk... Maurice Cass... Madam's Impresario (uncre... George Givot... Chef (uncredited)... Original Size (1000x1500) Original Size (1000x1500)