Murder Can Hurt You! A private eye spoof that sends up assorted TV detectives from Ironside, Columbo and Kojak to Baretta, McCloud and Starsky and Hutch, as eight bumbling super-sleuths band together in a battle of wits against the devilishly clever Master Criminal. Details Casts Posters Title Murder Can Hurt You! Release Date 1980-05-21 Runtime 01 Hours 40 Minutes Genres Comedy TV Movie Production Companies Aaron Spelling Productions Production Countries United States of America Victor Buono... Chief Ironbottom... Tony Danza... Pony Lambretta... Jamie Farr... Studsky... John Byner... Len 'Hatch' Hatchington... Gavin MacLeod... Lt. Nojack... Buck Owens... Sheriff Tim MacSkye... Connie Stevens... Sgt. Salty Sanderson... Jimmie Walker... Parks the Pusher... Burt Young... Lt. Palumbo... Marty Allen... Det. Starkos... Richard Deacon... Mr. Burnice... Gunilla Hutton... Raquel... Roz Kelly... Virginia Trickwood... Liz Torres... Mrs. Palumbo... Don Adams... Narrator (voice)... Mason Adams... Willie the Wino... Mitch Kreindel... The Man in White... Michael Delano... Thug... Tessa Richarde... Sophia... E. Wetta Little... Marilyn... Mel Blanc... Chickie Baby (voice)... Allen Case... Kindly Doctor... W.T. Zacha... Truck Driver... Jack Lindine... Rookie Cop... Colin Hamilton... Fitzhugh... Harriet Medin... Great Lady... Carle Bensen... Dandified Gentleman... Iris Adrian... Candy Store Proprietor... Linda Lawrence... Girl #1... Kathy Clarke... Girl #2... Twink Caplan... Hooker #1... Muffi Durham... Hooker #2... Tanya Boyd... Stunner... Original Size (512x794) Original Size (960x1460)