The pretense that everything is fine with Greg's parents finally proves too much for Dharma, who snaps during dinner at a Chinese restaurant and has the bad news served to Greg in a fortune cookie (to the absorbed interest of the Chinese family sharing their table). Trying to help the Montgomery's non-existent sex life, Dharma takes Kitty to her local neighborhood erotica store, where they naturally run into Abby and Larry. Greg and Pete take Edward for a drink to commiserate, and Edward demonstrates his ace in pick-up lines: ""Excuse me, young lady, do you have change for a million?"" Meanwhile, Jane has gone off to a Star Trek convention (""I like middle-aged men who are virgins""), leaving her pet Mr. Boots with Dharma and Greg; but Greg freaks out when he discovers that Mr. Boots is not exactly a cat.
| Title | The Cat's Out of the Bag |
|---|---|
| Genres | Comedy |
| Release Date | 1998-04-01 |
| Episode Runtime | 00 Hours 30 Minutes |
| Season Number | 1 |
| Episode Number | 20 |
| Production Companies | More-Medavoy Productions, 20th Century Fox Television, 4 to 6 Foot Productions, Chuck Lorre Productions |
